'Cause when I close my eyes and drift away I think of you and everything's okay
Profile Abi, 070395 Hi. I'm not perfect. So don't expect perfection from me. 160510♥ Tagboard Exits Cousins. Gladys Gracia RenHao 6B'o7. 6B'o7 Alicia Andy Dion Jasmine JiaRui JingYi MinHui Ronald ShaoHong Teresa Theophilia WeiShan XinHao YeeLing YiXuan Yumin 1E'o8. 1E'o8 Chearmin Christine GuanWen Jane JingHui KoekChing Lyn Peggy Samantha Serene Tyan WeiLin Wilton YuanTeng 2D'o9. 2D'o9 Annabel Brandon Charissa Claudia Gemonn HongYu HuiJun Janice Jeannie Jiaying JingYi Jocelyn Ong Joel Joscelin KarMei Lianne Ryan Sean XueMin WenYi ZhiTao Ahsjab. squadtwo'09 squadfour'09 Amanda Amanda(squad2) Joelynn Junsheng Renice Shelley ShiYuan XinMin YangZhi Ahs. ChengXi PinYi Sylvia Valerie Friends. Alwani Dexter Hidayu YuHui Archives December 2008 January 2009 February 2009 March 2009 April 2009 May 2009 June 2009 July 2009 August 2009 September 2009 October 2009 November 2009 December 2009 January 2010 February 2010 March 2010 April 2010 May 2010 June 2010 Credits ©Glamouresque.	Thursday, June 18, 2009 Reader's Digest May Issue. some jokes that i find funny. :DD Worst Tech Predictions "Next Christmas the iPod will be dead, finished, gone, kaput." Sir Alan Sugar 2005 "No need for a computer at home." Ken Olsen, founder of Digital Equipment, 1977 "TV won't last because people will soon get tired of staring at a plywood box every night." Darryl Zanuck, 1946 "There will never be a bigger plane built." Boeing engineer, 1933, after the maiden flight of a ten-seater Boeing 247 "Nobody would ever need more than 640 kilobytes of memory on their personal computer." Bill Gates, 1981 New medicines that might help relationships New drugs for Men (By Women) 1. Anniversia: Triggers memories of birthdays and wedding anniversaries while simultaneously loosening spending inhibitions at jewellery shops. 2. Verbiloose: One spoonful of this before dinner will make a man willing to talk about his feelings for 20 whole minutes. 3. Slendavis: Widens and flattens the male cornea, making wives appear slim and willowy 4. Belchex: Adds a terrifyingly foul taste to stomach gas making men scared to burp, or let loose any other gas from their body. 7. Sportoblind: Reacts with the optic nerve to prevent men from recognising the word "sports" on the TV schedule. LOL. NICE ONE! :x 9. Chorocet: Two spoonfuls at breakfast and your man will have an insatiable desire to do household chores. 10. Storophobex: A spoonful a day for two weeks will make men eager and willing to go shopping with their wives and wait patiently in stores -even boutiques and lingerie shops- for an astonishing four hours. New drugs for Women (By Men) 1. Shoppiproofen: Two 5-ml doses taken at breakfast will enable a women to walk straight past stores without entering 3. Moodifix: Doubles the length of time a women stays in one mood before changing to another, that is, from about two minutes to four, if you're lucky. 5. Vaniticillin: Enables women to walk past reflective surfaces without checking that their make-up is perfect. 10. Naggicease: Disables the vocal chords for up to five hours. Mamma Mia My mum calls me up and says, "You weren't home last night - is something going on?" I said, "Yeah, I'm cheating on you with another mother." Comic Heidi Joyce. hahahahahha, had a great laugh reading them. audi's patching now. RAHH. i believe, that one day, you'll be there, just right in front of me.
Oohh I can't live without you 'Cause baby two is better than one